Salvation sold separately.

For the sinners on the move — this is your portable altar. The Unholy Grail keeps your sordid fires blazing hot and your conscience comfortably corrupted.

Reusable, reliable, and ready for ritual, it’s Papi’s answer to single-use sinning. Made for those who worship at the altar, this cup travels everywhere you do — from morning confessions to midnight transgressions.

Complete with Papi’s hot and heavy blindfold to protect your delicate little digits, it’s sinfully practical — smooth, long, and built to go the distance.

And best of all, you can use it over and over like a booty call — because for all our smut, we’ve got to save the planet. Without that, there’s no coffee, no chaos, and no Papi.

Oh, and if that isn’t enough… bring it to any event you catch Papi at and get 10% off your order.

Fill it with sin. Sip like a saint. Drop it like a prayer.