“In the beginning, there was darkness…
Then Papi gave mortals fire.
And with that fire, he roasted.
Not for warmth —but for want.”
DESIGNED TO CORRUPT
Every curve has a purpose
CRAFTED FOR SINNERS
If pleasure is wrong, we don't want to be right
DRIPPING IN QUALITY
Beans designed to cream
OL'Papa Ringer
WEAR YOUR SIN WITH PRIDE.
This ain’t just a t-shirt — it’s a wearable warning sign.
Perfect for Sunday service (if that service is espresso-fuelled and morally questionable), this tee is soft, sinful, and dripping classic flavour. Slip it on, strut out, and prepare for unsolicited compliments and possibly a few confessions.