DIABLO NOIR

Dark. Strong. No safe word.

For the coffee purists who like it deep, bold, and borderline sinful — Diablo Noir is our darkest roast yet. Sourced from South America and roasted to hell and back, this washed coffee blend is stronger than a middle-aged man’s calves after one game of five-a-side and will keep you upright just as efficiently.

With rich notes of cinder toffee and cocoa, this isn’t just a brew — it’s a bonfire night in your mouth (minus the terrified dog and charred jacket potatoes).

Perfect for early risers, late-night sinners, and anyone brave enough to handle the dark roast without milk, sugar, or a single ounce of guilt.

Yes, it’s darker than your browsing history — but this one you can proudly tell your family about.

Go on.

Have a night with the Diablo