Forgive me, Papi, for I have sinned.

For mornings after and nights you can never tell a soul about, The Confession Cup is here to absolve your transgressions. Crafted for sinners who know a little Papi can wash away a lot of guilt, it’s your ceramic chalice of redemption — or relapse.

This mug is smooth, sturdy, and always ready to listen. Pour, sip, and spill your darkest secrets — it won’t judge. It’s heard worse. (We think.)

Built for early risers, late-night liars, and anyone who believes forgiveness should come with a mouthful of crema.

Drink deep from the cup. Never repent.