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PAPI CONFIDENTIAL
£14.99 GBP
Taxes included.
Decaf with No Shame.
Sure, it’s decaf… but don’t get it twisted. Just because this blend doesn’t come with a caffeine kick doesn’t mean it doesn’t know how to make your heart race.
Papi Confidential carries the same social weight as a cuddle from a sex worker — misunderstood, but deeply satisfying. Because let’s be honest: a good time is a good time, right?
Crafted with beans from Colombia, this decaf isn’t washed out, weak, or whispering apologies. It’s bold, rich, and dripping in flavour, with decadent notes of vanilla, honey, and chocolate. It’s everything you want from a full-bodied coffee — just without the wide-eyed, ceiling-staring aftermath.
No more FOMO for those who can’t handle Papi’s stronger seductions. This blend lets you sip in peace without sacrificing taste, pleasure, or dignity.
Forget what you thought about decaf — this is the most iconic Colombian export since Escobar or that goalkeeper with the scorpion kick.